kmakar
Janitor
My old business partner from 35 years ago had a beer belly and his pants were always down at his ass crack and we were installing a sink for a customer and he was on his knees under the sink hooking up the drain and his ass crack was in full bloom and the lady customer was turning two shades of gray when I said, "Hey Ed, crack kills". He looked up, saw the lady, stood up and pulled his pants up, apologized to the lady who then left the room but not before giving me a smile and a wink. From then on it was a running comment before we went into a clients house reminding him of how crack kills.