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Security System...
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3.. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls . They got the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house..
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
 
77cruiser said:
Security System...
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3.. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls . They got the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house..
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
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True story....

My wife (ex now), was staying in base housing while I was on base working and some fuller brush salesman was going house to house trying to sell brushes, came to my house, knocked on the door, and Duchess (our German Shepard) was going ballistic barking like crazy, my ex tells her to calm down, opens the front door (leaving the screen door closed) and greets the guy, he tries to sell her brushes, she said no we didn't need any and starts to close the door, he opens the screen door and the next thing he knows he's out on the front sidewalk with blood everywhere and the medics are stopping his bleeding preparing to take him to the hospital. Duchess had bolted to the door as soon as he opened the screen door, latched onto his forearm, dragging him away from the house and wouldn't let go until my ex told her to (which she did when the medics got there). The MP's came later to take my dog away and my ex refused to let them in, I get a call, run home, ex tells me the whole story, I relay to the MP's to what happened as he tried to enter my house after my ex was trying to close the door and my dog attacked and pulled him away from the house. They didn't want to hear it, they told me to release the dog to them, I call the commanding officer telling him what happened, also telling him my newborn son was in my ex's arms and the dog was protecting her and my son. He calls the MP's telling them what happened, and they told me the incident was closed except for the statement my ex had to make as they were charging the fuller brush guy with trespassing on government property and breaking and entering. Never heard what happened after that, but my dog stayed with us until she died. She was faithful and protected us as long as she lived, and she was loved. Totally true story.
 
That is nothing, until you have been in the firearms business a few years you cannot possibly believe just how incompetent ATF idiots really are.
This video appears to be a dog and pony show for lobbying purposes.
ATF is NOT supposed to be lobbying or making law.
But they make law constantly, they just claim their laws are "Implementing regulations" so no need for congressional approval.
 
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