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- Thread starter Alan F
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Classic Mama......
Never trust a drunk!
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of skim milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of grapefruit juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the purchases were being rung-up, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but intrigued
by the drunk's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.
She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, and she said...
Yes, you are correct: But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly..'
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of skim milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of grapefruit juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the purchases were being rung-up, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but intrigued
by the drunk's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.
She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, and she said...
Yes, you are correct: But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly..'