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  • We've enabled the website app for anyone who wants to use it on a mobile or desktop device.

  • We've changed the header logo to display our Member's Cars.

    If you'd like your car to show up there, go to the forum Site Bugs & Feature Requests and post your image in the "Member's Car Pictures for the Header Logo" and we'll add your car into the lineup.

Enjoy the humor.

I don't really have any hope for the future as these idiots present themselves now, and that's all thanks to the idiot teachers and professors in schools.

That woke idealistic teaching has done nothing but harm the youth and the future of Our Nation.

I don't believe in abortion, but the next best thing would have been to offer these idiots up for sacrifice to the aztec gods.
 
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A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers,
“Well, son, I guess one day you will find out anyway, so.
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
'You've got male!'
 
Lisa sent this to me and said this would be me if I worked in a corporate environment.

 
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