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- Thread starter Alan F
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White privilege.
Yea that's it.
Balls
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. And...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. And...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
News from Pfizer
Pfizer Corp. recently announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will then be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we should no longer call this a soft drink.
This will give new meaning to the descriptions 'cocktails', 'highballs' and 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market this new concoction by the name: "MOUNT & DO."
Think about this:
There is currently more money spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there may be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Pfizer Corp. recently announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will then be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we should no longer call this a soft drink.
This will give new meaning to the descriptions 'cocktails', 'highballs' and 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market this new concoction by the name: "MOUNT & DO."
Think about this:
There is currently more money spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there may be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
