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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”
What a trip, this morning over breakfast random thoughts brought me to our 2 Oregon Senaters of the '70s....Bob Packwood and Mark Hatfield. Then I see this.......
Three Nun's were driving their corvettes in the mountains when all of a sudden they hit a blind corner at high speed and met their end.
The next moment all three find themselves standing at the pearly gates of heaven and large angel standing in front.
The Angel said "Before I can let you in, you each need to answer a question I have for you"
The Angel said to the first Nun "Who was the first man on earth?"
The first Nun said "Easy! that would be Adam" Bells chimed the pearly gates opened and in went the first Nun
The Angel said to the second Nun "Who was the first woman on earth?"
The second Nun said "Easy! that would be Eve" Bells chimed the pearly gates opened and in went the second Nun
The Angel said to the third Nun "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The third Nun was a little shocked at the degree of difficulty of her question "Gee that's a hard one!" she said.
Bells chimed the pearly gates opened and in went the third Nun.
Chevelle_Nut
Shop Foreman
Chevelle_Nut
Shop Foreman
I saw Andrew Dice Clay about 15-20 years ago. He put on quite a show. Chain smoked the whole show.
kmakar
Janitor
As much as he chain smokes and he's been doing that ever since he started, I'm surprised he hasn't had a heart attack yet.
Or Lung cancer
Wonder if he just smokes like that when he's doing a show or all the time? I smoked a lot when I was driving truck on a bad day up to 3 packs, but usually 2 packs.