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For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! '
cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! '
What are the appropriate sayings ;
- Stupid is as Stupid does
- you cannot teach a Old Dog new Tricks
- Stupid is as Stupid does
- you cannot teach a Old Dog new Tricks
Richard150MPH
Veteran Member
In reality that Billy-Bubba Clinton and is a true story.
Derek69SS
Veteran Member
Yup, I'll race anything.Don't post such things! Derek will go looking for forklifts now!
Open the floodgates of stupid shit, damn democracy! Dem's use that word interchangeable with lefty agenda so screw them means nothing except the move doesn't help their road to Marxism.
Which wine with the meal, red or white ?
Happy looking bunch. Maybe put a cheeseburger in front of them to get bigger smiles??
Richard150MPH
Veteran Member
Red "whine", and how long before they turn on each other?
Paging, "Donner party" for two!
Paging, "Donner party" for two!
That dog is not even an appetizer for any of those fat asses. I call Bullshit!
That one on the left will need Derek's fork truck to get off the couch !
Their used to be 4 others with them...where'd they go?