kmakar
Janitor
Sounds Great! Around here we have Coyotes to handle the leftovers. Makes things easy.
I hope you might have a pond full of alligators at the local Country Club so we can take out the trash. I'm recently into convenience.
We have coyotes too, but also have bear, and the endangered Florida panther.
If that wasn't enough, we have turkey vultures that love road pizza, so there wouldn't be a spec left (once the ants cleaned the bones), and I have a backhoe, so that makes easy work pushing the bones into the hole.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.